Advisory for teams building
crypto card & stablecoin products
We've spent real money on 350+ crypto cards, the way your users will. That hands-on view becomes sharper launches, smoother onboarding, and payment UX that holds up in every market you enter.
Four things, done properly
Go-to-market for crypto cards
Card infrastructure, rollout sequencing, compliance considerations, and the regional payment dynamics that decide whether a launch lands or stalls.
Onboarding & payment UX
Hands-on teardowns of onboarding, funding, notifications, swaps, and card usage. We find the friction that quietly kills activation.
Stablecoin strategy
Local payment rails, off-ramp expectations, and market-specific behavior. Where stablecoins actually win over cards, and where they don't yet.
Custom loyalty programs
Points, tiers, and rewards that fit how your users actually spend. We design and build the program, not just advise on it.
Four steps, no theatrics
Intro call
A short call to hear the problem and see if we're the right fit. No pitch, no deck.
Scope
We agree on the question, the surface to cover, and what a useful answer looks like.
Hands-on work
We use the product like a real user and pressure-test every step, start to finish.
Handoff
You get findings, a friction log, and clear next steps. Async follow-ups for a week.
Pick the depth you need
30-min call
One focused question, answered by someone who has used the cards.
- Single topic, prepared answers
- Recording + written notes
- Booked within the week
Product teardown
A full pass over your app surface: onboarding, funding, card, swaps.
- Prioritized findings, ranked by impact
- Friction log with screenshots
- Optional write-up for your team
Monthly advisory
Ongoing access for teams shipping card and stablecoin products.
- 120 min of calls each month
- Async questions between calls
- Warm intros across the ecosystem
Not sure which fits? Start with a 30-minute call, we'll point you to the right one, no pressure.
A good fit
- Teams shipping a crypto or stablecoin card
- Founders scoping a market entry or new region
- Product leads fixing onboarding and funding drop-off
- Anyone who wants an honest read on their app
Not the right call
- Token launches or trading advice, not our lane.
- Paid placement in our reviews, scores are never for sale.
- Generic growth hacking. We only speak to what we've tested.
Straight answers
What do you actually deliver? +
A teardown gives you a prioritized findings list with a friction log and screenshots. Advisory is working sessions plus notes and next steps. A loyalty program is designed and built, not a slide deck.
Do you just advise, or do you build? +
Both. Go-to-market, payment UX, and stablecoin work are advisory. Custom loyalty programs we design and build end to end.
How deep does a product teardown go? +
We use the product like a real user across onboarding, funding, swaps, and card usage, then hand you the friction that quietly kills activation.
Is this confidential? +
Yes. Everything shared in an engagement stays private, and nothing is published or shared without your sign-off.
Are you independent? +
We take no equity and no paid placement, and every referral is disclosed. You get an honest read, not a sales pitch.
How does billing work? +
The intro call is free. Teardowns are a fixed price, paid up front. Monthly advisory is invoiced at the start of each month and you can cancel anytime.
We're not in the US. Does that matter? +
No. We work remotely across time zones and spend most of our time on non-US rails and regional payment behavior.
A short call is the fastest way to find out if we can help.